Consequence Covering Excuses: Laughter At Humanity Show What Makes A Gal A 10 Anyway Spectacular

” The best way to #metoo proof yourself against a woman is to give her the best ride of her life.”


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Hope your week hasn’t been quite literally as slo and painful as mine has been! Did manage to have fun on Instagram with the ladies and finding an article that backs up what I’ve been saying in that women get worked up in bed the more you do! Is it true that women will cover for other women’s bad decisions so they can in the future, and is it better to rate a “10” by population or objectively? Load up your IV with your pilsner of choice and find out below!

Episode 1: Excusing Negative Actions

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Episode 2: Models And Orgasms

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How To Judge Women You Date: An Objective Guide

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Everything’s A Weapon: Laughter At Humanity Show WTF Is This Really A Thing Special

“People only wish to restrict and ban that which they fear.”

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IT’S STILL SUMMER YOU DEPRESSED NOTEXACTLYFUCKERS, and I’m riding it right up to the Equinox goddammit, especially if I have to deal with stupid humans and fucktarded software! Dig I cause a ruckus and terrify security guards that must “follow the procedures” and waste my time I could’ve spent buying stuff that pays their salaries, and do women have even darker fantasies than any guy could dream of? Pull out the emergency 40 oz. flask of your finest fermented grape elixir, and tune in at your own risk, down below!

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Have No Expectations: Laughter At Humanity Show The Case Against Women Getting Tattoos Special

“Hope doesn’t get results, only effort.” – Coach Gina 

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It has been a week of disappointments once again, due to having to interact with humans for a living, though not all are sentient embodiments of retardation. Can tattoos ever be anything other than a tolerance or a story starter, and is there a woman out there that (GASPS) can actually be taken seriously? Before you throw that dysfunctional laptop out of the window, calm down with a glass of your finest box wine and tune in, down below!

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Parks After Hours: Laughter At Humanity Show Why 1099’ers Are Superior Spectacular

“Gonna run behind a man rather than face the problem you voted in, huh? Typical of a woman….”

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I had some extra time, so I decided to record some impromptu shows with said extra time! What does labor day mean when you don’t have a set schedule or commute, and did a woman get what she wanted in her now all gender bathroom? Finish the bottlecap challenge on your finest bottle of malt liquor, and tune in down below!

Episode 1: Equal Rights Bathrooms

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Episode 2: 1099 Labor Day

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Bonus Episode: Return On Investment

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