Non Productive Sunday: Laughter At Humanity Show Please Keep Your Baby Pics Private Special

“”Certainty is the cure for the disease of doubt.”

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Aside of enjoying a pumpkin spice cider during a bike ride with a buddy, looks like the only thing I got done this Sunday is getting this show recorded, which starts with an extended sort of in depth sponsorship segment as I figure out what the hell I’m gonna talk about. Is there more than one Mexican actually named Juan Brown, and should you maybe keep some things important to you a tad more private? Add some spiked seltzer to your middle shelf reposado, and tune in!

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Foot vs Fan: Laughter At Humanity Show Just How Good Is Your Weapons Work Anyway Special

“Ichi Go Ichi E: One encounter, one chance.” – Sen no Rikyu

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Didn’t have a solid topic to talk about, so we’re all over the road this time around. From injuring my foot destroying a window fan right after I recovered from a different leg injury, to a story about how I improvised during a stressful weapons test. Do vegans breastfeed despite their own religion, and is some chick that makes candles truly malicious towards men? The coffee’s good, so add some bailey’s and coffee liqueur, and tune in!

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leg injury show

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Social Soviet Union: Laughter At Humanity Show Random Blowing Off Steam At The Park Special

“Once everything is illegal, nothing will be.”

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You know what they say: you only get flak if you’re bombing the right targets, and apparently I scored a direct hit without trying! Is there any point in reasoning with monopolies, and is there something wrong with those who stand out in society versus society itself? Ensure you’ve added exactly 7 3/4 spritzes of orange bitters to your middle shelf bourbon and tune in!

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Arguing With Zombies: Laughter At Humanity Show The Hypothetical Solution To The Climate Crisis Special

“Remember when fairy tales were actually fun for children?”

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Heard there was some worldwide rally going on the last couple of weeks and it wasn’t even a holiday to celebrate. Apparently there’s a “climate crisis” going on and we need to take action now OR WE’RE ALL GONNA BURN IN HELL ON EARTH PANIC FEAR PANIC FEAR PANIC FEAR! Is it over the line to criticize someone lecturing you on a public stage when they’re “underage”, and is there an actual solution that would solve the humans whose lives are being ruined by catastrophic anthropomorphic “climate change”?  Crack open a can of your preferred flavor of White Claw and find out if this really is a white immature female privilege issue, down below!

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Death by Environmentalism: The 3 Moral cases for Fossil Fuels

Hatred Of Effectiveness: The Reality Of Plastic

Ideology Vs. Reality: The Case of Veganism as a Religion

Combat Martial Arguments: The Reality Of Dealing With Nitpickers

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Consequence Covering Excuses: Laughter At Humanity Show What Makes A Gal A 10 Anyway Spectacular

” The best way to #metoo proof yourself against a woman is to give her the best ride of her life.”

 

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Hope your week hasn’t been quite literally as slo and painful as mine has been! Did manage to have fun on Instagram with the ladies and finding an article that backs up what I’ve been saying in that women get worked up in bed the more you do! Is it true that women will cover for other women’s bad decisions so they can in the future, and is it better to rate a “10” by population or objectively? Load up your IV with your pilsner of choice and find out below!

Episode 1: Excusing Negative Actions

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Episode 2: Models And Orgasms

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http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2019/09/a-linear-10.html

How To Judge Women You Date: An Objective Guide

How Women Really Want You to Cum, According to Science

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Everything’s A Weapon: Laughter At Humanity Show WTF Is This Really A Thing Special

“People only wish to restrict and ban that which they fear.”

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IT’S STILL SUMMER YOU DEPRESSED NOTEXACTLYFUCKERS, and I’m riding it right up to the Equinox goddammit, especially if I have to deal with stupid humans and fucktarded software! Dig I cause a ruckus and terrify security guards that must “follow the procedures” and waste my time I could’ve spent buying stuff that pays their salaries, and do women have even darker fantasies than any guy could dream of? Pull out the emergency 40 oz. flask of your finest fermented grape elixir, and tune in at your own risk, down below!

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Article Link If You Don’t Feel Like Sleeping Tonight:: http://cavemancircus.com/2019/05/01/confessions-of-a-woman-with-a-breeding-fetish/

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Have No Expectations: Laughter At Humanity Show The Case Against Women Getting Tattoos Special

“Hope doesn’t get results, only effort.” – Coach Gina 

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It has been a week of disappointments once again, due to having to interact with humans for a living, though not all are sentient embodiments of retardation. Can tattoos ever be anything other than a tolerance or a story starter, and is there a woman out there that (GASPS) can actually be taken seriously? Before you throw that dysfunctional laptop out of the window, calm down with a glass of your finest box wine and tune in, down below!

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Parks After Hours: Laughter At Humanity Show Why 1099’ers Are Superior Spectacular

“Gonna run behind a man rather than face the problem you voted in, huh? Typical of a woman….”

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I had some extra time, so I decided to record some impromptu shows with said extra time! What does labor day mean when you don’t have a set schedule or commute, and did a woman get what she wanted in her now all gender bathroom? Finish the bottlecap challenge on your finest bottle of malt liquor, and tune in down below!

Episode 1: Equal Rights Bathrooms

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Episode 2: 1099 Labor Day

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Bonus Episode: Return On Investment

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Link To 1099 Article Here: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/1099-superior-race-aaron-clarey?articleId=6567458945240178688#comments-6567458945240178688&trk=public_profile_post

Eliminating Time Wasters: Laughter At Humanity Show The Importance Of Always Having Options Special

“Hope is the emotion of the helpless.”

There are a million of things that will burn through the limited allotment of time you have on this mortal coil, and it’s up to you to identify and rid yourself of them, from lost stationery to other people’s fuck ups and flake outs. Was today one of the more frustrating days of the month, and is Instagram’s CEO racist against black models and podcasters? Freebase your caffeine and tune in, down below!

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Hot Fat Chicks: Laughter At Humanity Show Shooting The Shit Double Special

” If there’s any doubt in something or someone, waste no time in taking action.”

Intended for this to be a shorter show, but ended up shooting the shit with Nick, who apparently has a supply of retarded marketing stories as endless as my supply of women decent enough to look at. Did equipment failures stop the show from going, and would some women be a total babe if they weren’t carrying 50 pounds of extra fat that isn’t in her boobs and ass? Pour yourself a bowl of skittles and add some Baileys, and hop on down below!

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