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Consequence Covering Excuses: Laughter At Humanity Show What Makes A Gal A 10 Anyway Spectacular

” The best way to #metoo proof yourself against a woman is to give her the best ride of her life.”


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Hope your week hasn’t been quite literally as slo and painful as mine has been! Did manage to have fun on Instagram with the ladies and finding an article that backs up what I’ve been saying in that women get worked up in bed the more you do! Is it true that women will cover for other women’s bad decisions so they can in the future, and is it better to rate a “10” by population or objectively? Load up your IV with your pilsner of choice and find out below!

Episode 1: Excusing Negative Actions

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Episode 2: Models And Orgasms

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Everything’s A Weapon: Laughter At Humanity Show WTF Is This Really A Thing Special

“People only wish to restrict and ban that which they fear.”

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IT’S STILL SUMMER YOU DEPRESSED NOTEXACTLYFUCKERS, and I’m riding it right up to the Equinox goddammit, especially if I have to deal with stupid humans and fucktarded software! Dig I cause a ruckus and terrify security guards that must “follow the procedures” and waste my time I could’ve spent buying stuff that pays their salaries, and do women have even darker fantasies than any guy could dream of? Pull out the emergency 40 oz. flask of your finest fermented grape elixir, and tune in at your own risk, down below!

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Have No Expectations: Laughter At Humanity Show The Case Against Women Getting Tattoos Special

“Hope doesn’t get results, only effort.” – Coach Gina 

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It has been a week of disappointments once again, due to having to interact with humans for a living, though not all are sentient embodiments of retardation. Can tattoos ever be anything other than a tolerance or a story starter, and is there a woman out there that (GASPS) can actually be taken seriously? Before you throw that dysfunctional laptop out of the window, calm down with a glass of your finest box wine and tune in, down below!

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Parks After Hours: Laughter At Humanity Show Why 1099’ers Are Superior Spectacular

“Gonna run behind a man rather than face the problem you voted in, huh? Typical of a woman….”

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I had some extra time, so I decided to record some impromptu shows with said extra time! What does labor day mean when you don’t have a set schedule or commute, and did a woman get what she wanted in her now all gender bathroom? Finish the bottlecap challenge on your finest bottle of malt liquor, and tune in down below!

Episode 1: Equal Rights Bathrooms

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Episode 2: 1099 Labor Day

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Eliminating Time Wasters: Laughter At Humanity Show The Importance Of Always Having Options Special

“Hope is the emotion of the helpless.”

There are a million of things that will burn through the limited allotment of time you have on this mortal coil, and it’s up to you to identify and rid yourself of them, from lost stationery to other people’s fuck ups and flake outs. Was today one of the more frustrating days of the month, and is Instagram’s CEO racist against black models and podcasters? Freebase your caffeine and tune in, down below!

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Hot Fat Chicks: Laughter At Humanity Show Shooting The Shit Double Special

” If there’s any doubt in something or someone, waste no time in taking action.”

Intended for this to be a shorter show, but ended up shooting the shit with Nick, who apparently has a supply of retarded marketing stories as endless as my supply of women decent enough to look at. Did equipment failures stop the show from going, and would some women be a total babe if they weren’t carrying 50 pounds of extra fat that isn’t in her boobs and ass? Pour yourself a bowl of skittles and add some Baileys, and hop on down below!

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Women Are Pornstars: Laughter At Humanity Show The Case For 1099 vs W-2 Relationship Extravaganza

“Every woman is on the market, even when they’re not.”

You heard me right mother fuckers and fucking mothers: All Women are pornstars in their own way, ranging from the pros you see on camera, the instagram models that do naked lingeire and yoga shoots, to wives buying sex sticks for their ass just to surprise their husbands with a different sensation in bed. Is it ever possible to “keep da gurlz” satisfied with just one guy, and did I find out some very info online? Pop the Cork on your most aged Zinfandel and sit in your happy place, because this show gets both raunchy and dark, down below!

Episode 1: Women Are Pornstars

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Episode 3: Always Have Options

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Episode 4: Russian Ex’s Blog, Part 1

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Episode 5: Russian Ex’s Blog, Part 2

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Episode 6: Drunk Mirror Reading

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Taking Life’s Hints: Laughter At Humanity Show Impromptu Park Special

“Sometimes maybe life is trying to tell you something….” – Aaron Clarey, paraphrased







Sometimes life, as per the title, gives you hints on what you should or shouldn’t be doing. In my case, it was to maybe take one of the hottest nice days of the summer off. How long did I take to figure this out? Pour yourself a glass of claret and sit back by the fire for the walk in the park special!

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Growth Through Experience: Laughter At Humanity Show Completely Professional Spectacular

“What weighs an ounce today weighs a ton tomorrow. – Terrence Popp

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Welcome to the completely smooth running show, where nothing ever goes wrong, ever! Nick Schulaner attempts to chime in to drop another story of marketing misadventures, and we get some feedback on the previous show! Is there an external solution to what ultimately is an internal problem, and did I actually get tagged in an after the bar altercation caused by an American Native? After you recover from the side splitting bout of laughter at the thought that anyone can land a hit on me aside from my old masters, Make yourself a frozen cadillac margarita and tune in, down below!

Episode 1: Racist Native And Marketing Story

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Freedom Versus Security: Laughter At Humanity Show Dispensing Relationship Badvice Spectacular

“The fastest way to make a woman miserable is to give them everything they ask for.”

Everyone wants to feel safe, particularly with a partner. Sadly, that doesn’t happen often these days, with that prospect, in my opinion, going down by the day. Got a few people either asking for help or simply telling me about their woes; figured I’d give it a swing to give them a bit of help. DO I actually have advice that isn’t 100 offensive, and do I now have a new punching bag group of people to pick on? Take a shot of your bottom shelf bourbon, don your offense-resistance body suit, and tune in below!

Episode 1: Passive Aggression & Case #1

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Episode 2: Case 2 & 3, and plug for Curse Of The High IQ

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