Non Productive Sunday: Laughter At Humanity Show Please Keep Your Baby Pics Private Special

“”Certainty is the cure for the disease of doubt.”

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Aside of enjoying a pumpkin spice cider during a bike ride with a buddy, looks like the only thing I got done this Sunday is getting this show recorded, which starts with an extended sort of in depth sponsorship segment as I figure out what the hell I’m gonna talk about. Is there more than one Mexican actually named Juan Brown, and should you maybe keep some things important to you a tad more private? Add some spiked seltzer to your middle shelf reposado, and tune in!

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Podcast Party Pandemonium: Laughter At Humanity Show On The Road Extravaganza

“When all’s said and done, all roads lead to the same end. So it’s not so much which road you take, as how you take it.” – Charles de Lint

FINALLY took some well earned, well needed time off to get out of the Pacific NorthWest to recoup some of my sanity. So how did I get away from driving for a living to go on vacation? If you guessed even more driving, you’d be correct! Is it worth going to a party some random podcast decided to throw in the middle of a desert, and how did the old family react to their own offspring growing into a real life cartoon villain? Line up a cavalcade of your finest scotches, because this is quite the journey to listen to, down below!

Episode 1: Shit Show Express! Albany!

Episode 2: Three Sheets Brewery! California!

Episode 3: Home Sweet Home! Vegas!

Episode 4: Gary And Dino! Gary & Dino!

Episode 5: Extreme Bar Takeover! Bar Take Over

Episode 6: The Party Continues! bonus hours!

Episode 7: Women’s Rolling Trainwreck! Sacramento!

(Show Note: I have no idea why I named that file Sacramento. Did pass through that city and it’s rush hour traffic however, so maybe that’s why.)

Episode 8: Escaping Communist California! Lancaster!

Episode 9: Oregonian Fire Bender! Oregonian Firebender!

Episode 10: Returning Home Intact! Touchdown!

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Harassing Instagram Models: Laughter At Humanity Show July 4th Postmortem Special

“The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference.” -Rich Cooper

Did you guys make it through the 4th Of July Weekend without losing any digits or in desperate need of skin grafts? I did, and had some delicious wagyu bavette steak strips to boot! Can you tell whether a girl puts in the work at the gym from pics alone, and can guys act like women and be retarded enough to spend money on the dumbest things imaginable? Take yourself a couple shots of 100% agave tequila and listen, down below!

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Models: @daretaylorofficial, @daniellachavezofficial, @sugartabi.

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https://www.insider.com/instagram-star-belle-delphine-sold-used-bath-water-2019-7

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Wiccan Dog Walker: Laughter AT Humanity Show Never Take Women Seriously Spectacular

“See, I just can’t see why I  don’t trust women anymore….” – The Great One, Himself (paraphrased)

It finally happened: the script of the “we can be friends afterwards” has finally concluded, and I give quite the debriefing. on the matter! Am I just a sexist misogynist that’s salty that the priestess moved on to a guy with a bigger wallet, or are there more examples in the real world that makes me have such a low opinion of the female contingent of humanity? Scroll on down below and hear the full story for yourself!

Episode 1: Wiccan Dog Walker: Wiccan Dog Walker !

Episode 2: Not The Father: Wiccan Why I Dont Take Women S

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Pic Credit to Stephanie Marie who, though even she has bigger boobs than her, is the closest I could find to the dog walker as far as she looked when she took me to her bedroom.

Happy Pride Month: The Laughter AT Humanity Show Father’s Day Spectacular!

“Fuck you Target, I just want some God damned shoes!” – Aaron Clarey

Episode 1. I learned this month was something called National Pride Month. Did you know about this month long holiday called Pride Month? I didn’t, so I decided to look it up! Did I learn more about adversities that homosexuals have to face, and is there real pride in a trait you were born with? Let’s find out, down below!

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Episode 2. It WAS Father’s Day, so I decided to talk about terrorizing the family, eating free and delicious food, and other things I’m not technically qualified to talk about to, meaning I am the CORRECT person to listen to! Did I celebrate the holiday in good fashion, and do I have better reasoning and care for kids than even their parents? There’s one way to find out!

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BONUS CONTENT! Decided to break open the headset to do some in the cockpit recording! How did I have time to set this up while on a freeway on ramp, and will this show end up being roadworthy? Tune in, and enjoy!

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Bonus #2: The good times continued to roll after the Father’s Day Live Show, and since I had extra whiskey on hand I decided to launch the first ever Ask Bacon Anything! Does this technically qualify as overclocking, and was the Hot Russian Spy trying to kill me on my own birthday? Dive in to find out!

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Do Nothing Normal: The Laughter At Humanity Show HAO DOO EYE GET DA GURLZ Spectacular!

irl, dating advice, life advice, dating, relationships, relationship, relationship advice, “So what do you have going for you besides your looks?” – Mystery

Millions of boys and men ask this question in a million different forms: How Do I Get The Girls? This jamoke running the site compiles some of his experience, research and painful/pleasurable experience into one episode! Is there really a secret formula to getting laid by the lovely ladies, and did a special guest cast a few doubts on the advice and experience dispensed here? Tune in down below to find out!

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Ah yes, one of the episodes I have been looking forward to recording, at least the second half! Didn’t even get to any articles, but it’s nice to go free form and talk about your own experiences for an hour. Is a devestating heartbreak a requirement to becoming a strong man, and is it possible to get taken home by an post menopausal lesbian and a hot 21 year old within a year? Pour yourself a few glasses of scotch boys and girls, and put in the ear buds!

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Homelessness And Cigars: The Laughter At Humanity Show Double Special

“I love it when people suffer. Because if they don’t eventually we all will.” – The Goddamn Bacon

Man, Saturday was so jam packed with fucktardery I didn’t even get to the seafood sickness stories I had in store, which in retrospect is probably a good thing! Part One is the recording about the human manifestation of bubonic plague that is the homeless population here: one about how just one of them costs untold thousands of wasted hours, another detailing why I was up until 5am and not involving a woman in bed. Part Two is the late night bourbon fueled story telling about the misadventure of bringing a cigar to the smoking area populated by cigarette smokers and why an off duty police officer got involved. Did accidentally raise more hell than I actually solved, and were any homeless encampments mysteriously set ablaze? Find out, down below!

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Over Caffinated Chaos: The Laughter At Humanity Show Mother’s Day Special

“What could POSSIBLY Go Wrong!?” – Utterly Jordan

Up 2 days late because of other bouts of chaos, the debut of what I’m callin The Laughter At Humanity Show is here! Included are lessons about being banned on twitter and privacy, how livestreaming on Instagram is supposed to work, a progressive example of why taking a listeners advice of drinking energy drinks is a bad idea (note: maybe don’t try this after your daily cup of coffee), and a special guest appearance halfway through reading an article about why the vast majority of vegans go back to eating real food. Is any of the audio quality enough to listen to, or will these be  a solid hour of pure ear rape? Find out, down below!

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https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/animals-and-us/201412/84-vegetarians-and-vegans-return-meat-why

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Post Margarita Podcast: The Laughter At Humanity Show Double Special

“Sometimes it’s best to simply stick with what’s already working.” – The Goddamn Bacon

My Fucking God. This was needlessly tortuous to get uploaded and I ended up sacrificing my goddamn workout to get this up. This is actually take 2 of the Cinco De Mayo Margarita fueled recording I attempted on the “Studio” recording app on my phone last night: it saved in some unreadable format even though it was set specifically for mp3.

Anywhore, here’s a brief recap of my bar weekend, involving making fun of the fat glasses makers, talking with the grandmaster about another black belt, holding off the worlds most excited dog during sex, and freaking out some skinny cute blond majoring in “physical therapy” with the arm weights, Jessica Taylor style.

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Second recording: involves taking supplements, some lessons about nutrition and why some women walk sexier, and finally getting to 1/2 the articles I wanted to read about millenial burnout and lessons from a former feminist. End story of experience with a wiccan girl.

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https://www.outsideonline.com/2395138/millennial-burnout-causes-solution?utm_campaign=tweet&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

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Vegans And Vaginas: Laughs At The World Podcast

” Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is sit there and look pretty.” – The Goddamn Bacon

Tee Hee Gents! This this episode of what I’ll call Laughs At The World Podcast, I (shockingly) mock vegans that go back to eating real food, including one Anne Hathaway and her dizty commentary and still decent looks. Apparently 84% of humans [Citation Needed] that are vegetarian/vegan revert back to eating meat of other animal products. Garlic in the front hole is a thing these days because female conformity and reasons. An explanation of the “Why Women Shouldn’t Vote” line is included, along with making fun of guys that buy penis supplements instead of a set of weights. Am I a sexist dick that hates women and thinks vegans should be spatchcocked over an open flame? find out for yourself, down below! Special thanks to Aaron Clarey & TJ Martinell for their help in improving the quality of this cast, and as always: Take Care; Stay Free!

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Find Aaron Clarey at AssholeConsulting.com & CaptainCapitalism.blogspot.com

Find TJ Martinell at TJMartinell.com

Links to articles:

https://people.com/health/anne-hathaway-quit-vegan-diet-feeling-weak/