Anger’s Your Savior: Laughter At Humanity Show Just Order It Online Special

When it’s impossible to win the game by playing the rules, change the game.” – Grandmaster Dennis Horton

Plenty of life lessons were learned and cemented in my head this week, and here I am to pass them along to you; you’re very welcome! Is it worthgoing to a retail store to get your stuff anymore, and did someone get offended to the point of actually sliding into my Dm’s because I called him out on his shit? Tune in and find out below!

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Article discussed here: http://thegoddamnbacon.com/combat-martial-arguments-the-reality-of-dealing-with-nitpickers

Artist link: madebyjimbob.com and can be found at @madebyjimbob

Podcast Party Pandemonium: Laughter At Humanity Show On The Road Extravaganza

“When all’s said and done, all roads lead to the same end. So it’s not so much which road you take, as how you take it.” – Charles de Lint

FINALLY took some well earned, well needed time off to get out of the Pacific NorthWest to recoup some of my sanity. So how did I get away from driving for a living to go on vacation? If you guessed even more driving, you’d be correct! Is it worth going to a party some random podcast decided to throw in the middle of a desert, and how did the old family react to their own offspring growing into a real life cartoon villain? Line up a cavalcade of your finest scotches, because this is quite the journey to listen to, down below!

Episode 1: Shit Show Express! Albany!

Episode 2: Three Sheets Brewery! California!

Episode 3: Home Sweet Home! Vegas!

Episode 4: Gary And Dino! Gary & Dino!

Episode 5: Extreme Bar Takeover! Bar Take Over

Episode 6: The Party Continues! bonus hours!

Episode 7: Women’s Rolling Trainwreck! Sacramento!

(Show Note: I have no idea why I named that file Sacramento. Did pass through that city and it’s rush hour traffic however, so maybe that’s why.)

Episode 8: Escaping Communist California! Lancaster!

Episode 9: Oregonian Fire Bender! Oregonian Firebender!

Episode 10: Returning Home Intact! Touchdown!

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Harassing Instagram Models: Laughter At Humanity Show July 4th Postmortem Special

“The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference.” -Rich Cooper

Did you guys make it through the 4th Of July Weekend without losing any digits or in desperate need of skin grafts? I did, and had some delicious wagyu bavette steak strips to boot! Can you tell whether a girl puts in the work at the gym from pics alone, and can guys act like women and be retarded enough to spend money on the dumbest things imaginable? Take yourself a couple shots of 100% agave tequila and listen, down below!

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Models: @daretaylorofficial, @daniellachavezofficial, @sugartabi.

Link To Article Here:

https://www.insider.com/instagram-star-belle-delphine-sold-used-bath-water-2019-7

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Wiccan Dog Walker: Laughter AT Humanity Show Never Take Women Seriously Spectacular

“See, I just can’t see why I  don’t trust women anymore….” – The Great One, Himself (paraphrased)

It finally happened: the script of the “we can be friends afterwards” has finally concluded, and I give quite the debriefing. on the matter! Am I just a sexist misogynist that’s salty that the priestess moved on to a guy with a bigger wallet, or are there more examples in the real world that makes me have such a low opinion of the female contingent of humanity? Scroll on down below and hear the full story for yourself!

Episode 1: Wiccan Dog Walker: Wiccan Dog Walker !

Episode 2: Not The Father: Wiccan Why I Dont Take Women S

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Pic Credit to Stephanie Marie who, though even she has bigger boobs than her, is the closest I could find to the dog walker as far as she looked when she took me to her bedroom.

Happy Pride Month: The Laughter AT Humanity Show Father’s Day Spectacular!

“Fuck you Target, I just want some God damned shoes!” – Aaron Clarey

Episode 1. I learned this month was something called National Pride Month. Did you know about this month long holiday called Pride Month? I didn’t, so I decided to look it up! Did I learn more about adversities that homosexuals have to face, and is there real pride in a trait you were born with? Let’s find out, down below!

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Episode 2. It WAS Father’s Day, so I decided to talk about terrorizing the family, eating free and delicious food, and other things I’m not technically qualified to talk about to, meaning I am the CORRECT person to listen to! Did I celebrate the holiday in good fashion, and do I have better reasoning and care for kids than even their parents? There’s one way to find out!

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BONUS CONTENT! Decided to break open the headset to do some in the cockpit recording! How did I have time to set this up while on a freeway on ramp, and will this show end up being roadworthy? Tune in, and enjoy!

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Bonus #2: The good times continued to roll after the Father’s Day Live Show, and since I had extra whiskey on hand I decided to launch the first ever Ask Bacon Anything! Does this technically qualify as overclocking, and was the Hot Russian Spy trying to kill me on my own birthday? Dive in to find out!

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Do Nothing Normal: The Laughter At Humanity Show HAO DOO EYE GET DA GURLZ Spectacular!

irl, dating advice, life advice, dating, relationships, relationship, relationship advice, “So what do you have going for you besides your looks?” – Mystery

Millions of boys and men ask this question in a million different forms: How Do I Get The Girls? This jamoke running the site compiles some of his experience, research and painful/pleasurable experience into one episode! Is there really a secret formula to getting laid by the lovely ladies, and did a special guest cast a few doubts on the advice and experience dispensed here? Tune in down below to find out!

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Salacious Sex Stories Laughter

Ah yes, one of the episodes I have been looking forward to recording, at least the second half! Didn’t even get to any articles, but it’s nice to go free form and talk about your own experiences for an hour. Is a devestating heartbreak a requirement to becoming a strong man, and is it possible to get taken home by an post menopausal lesbian and a hot 21 year old within a year? Pour yourself a few glasses of scotch boys and girls, and put in the ear buds!

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Pic Credit: The Lovely Marijo!

Post Margarita Podcast: The Laughter At Humanity Show Double Special

“Sometimes it’s best to simply stick with what’s already working.” – The Goddamn Bacon

My Fucking God. This was needlessly tortuous to get uploaded and I ended up sacrificing my goddamn workout to get this up. This is actually take 2 of the Cinco De Mayo Margarita fueled recording I attempted on the “Studio” recording app on my phone last night: it saved in some unreadable format even though it was set specifically for mp3.

Anywhore, here’s a brief recap of my bar weekend, involving making fun of the fat glasses makers, talking with the grandmaster about another black belt, holding off the worlds most excited dog during sex, and freaking out some skinny cute blond majoring in “physical therapy” with the arm weights, Jessica Taylor style.

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Second recording: involves taking supplements, some lessons about nutrition and why some women walk sexier, and finally getting to 1/2 the articles I wanted to read about millenial burnout and lessons from a former feminist. End story of experience with a wiccan girl.

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Links to articles:

https://www.outsideonline.com/2395138/millennial-burnout-causes-solution?utm_campaign=tweet&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

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