“That which is false requires constant reinforcement.”
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Achtung: Drop that tofu and pick up that iron! Why? I explain as much somewhere in between ranting about follwer’s feedback about tattoos and reminiscing about just how good Eastern European are at servicing their men. Does an exception really prove the rule, and is there a reason people cover for other people’s actions despite the obvious flaws? pour some of that Bacardi into that tofu containing dumpster, set it ablaze, and prepare to sip the rest while listening, down below!
Up 2 days late because of other bouts of chaos, the debut of what I’m callin The Laughter At Humanity Show is here! Included are lessons about being banned on twitter and privacy, how livestreaming on Instagram is supposed to work, a progressive example of why taking a listeners advice of drinking energy drinks is a bad idea (note: maybe don’t try this after your daily cup of coffee), and a special guest appearance halfway through reading an article about why the vast majority of vegans go back to eating real food. Is any of the audio quality enough to listen to, or will these be a solid hour of pure ear rape? Find out, down below!
“Sometimes it’s best to simply stick with what’s already working.” – The Goddamn Bacon
My Fucking God. This was needlessly tortuous to get uploaded and I ended up sacrificing my goddamn workout to get this up. This is actually take 2 of the Cinco De Mayo Margarita fueled recording I attempted on the “Studio” recording app on my phone last night: it saved in some unreadable format even though it was set specifically for mp3.
Anywhore, here’s a brief recap of my bar weekend, involving making fun of the fat glasses makers, talking with the grandmaster about another black belt, holding off the worlds most excited dog during sex, and freaking out some skinny cute blond majoring in “physical therapy” with the arm weights, Jessica Taylor style.
Second recording: involves taking supplements, some lessons about nutrition and why some women walk sexier, and finally getting to 1/2 the articles I wanted to read about millenial burnout and lessons from a former feminist. End story of experience with a wiccan girl.
” Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is sit there and look pretty.” – The Goddamn Bacon
Tee Hee Gents! This this episode of what I’ll call Laughs At The World Podcast, I (shockingly) mock vegans that go back to eating real food, including one Anne Hathaway and her dizty commentary and still decent looks. Apparently 84% of humans [Citation Needed] that are vegetarian/vegan revert back to eating meat of other animal products. Garlic in the front hole is a thing these days because female conformity and reasons. An explanation of the “Why Women Shouldn’t Vote” line is included, along with making fun of guys that buy penis supplements instead of a set of weights. Am I a sexist dick that hates women and thinks vegans should be spatchcocked over an open flame? find out for yourself, down below! Special thanks to Aaron Clarey & TJ Martinell for their help in improving the quality of this cast, and as always: Take Care; Stay Free!
Came Across this article the other night, and couldn’t resist waiting until I could set up the mic to read it live! Probably a bit echoey: Didn’t have time to put up any sound proofing. Side note rambly pre story of how I waited almost 3 hours for my insurance to find a tow truck driver after my fuel pump went out, immediately after I refueled the damn car.
Want a good laugh at some vegan’s expense? Read along down below: