End Times Report: Giving Thanks

“The blood on the field is thicker than the water of the womb.” 

Candied Bacon Recipes! Cool neighbours! NOT breaking Emperor Inslee’s gathering mandate and seeing the folks! Documenting the absolute invasion of Commie Plates! Life just improving in most aspects! All of that AND MOAR, DOWN BELOW!

ETR Giving Thanks

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Rock Revival Review: The Failsafe, Summoned By Giants, and In This Moment

Thanks for tuning in to the 6th edition of this series! This time, we go over a band I discovered through RobSays.net, a band heard on 99.9 KISW’s Loud & Local, and a one hit I heard a couple of years back that have quite the canon of work. Make your Mahattan and light your cigar, and tune in down below!


Intro: Wyatt Olney and The Wreckage – So Cold (Breaking Benjamin cover)

The Failsafe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGQ3kpWGaAAoLumbXaxBdNQ

Left For Dead

Head Underwater

Erasing Color

Remind Me I’m Alive


Summoned By Giants: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC11Lsx9zssX0PIA0J9nIK8Q


Rat Castle




Cryogenic Cowboy


In This Moment: https://www.youtube.com/c/inthismomenttv

The In-Between

As Above, So Below

Oh Lord

Black Wedding




End Times Report: Let Em Burn

“I personally think charging for guests to call in or for chats is fundamentally wrong and if you’re that hard up for money you should be doing something else with your time. A built in service to voluntarily donate on their own that’s fine it’s free will.” – Cris Von Erik

The Red Lens: https://www.youtube.com/c/CrisVonErik

Diving back into the wonderful brand I started smoking that is Acid Cigars! Kevininsales now charging $20 for guys to join his livestreams (sounds sexist)! WA State ruining it’s last chance to at least lower the amount of tyranny it’s under and now reaping the costs FTWinningNooooo…! All that AND MOAR, DOWN BELOW!


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Rock Revival Review: Paramore, The Pretty Reckless & Evanescence

“Well this is an easy question to answer: if you go to my description you’ll see the link to my Spotify which I tell you about every single episode!” – Rollo Tomassi

Trial Of Ascension: https://open.spotify.com/album/4BvqMWJEvvY9WsA8fMOe21?nd=1

Well this was a fun show to do! This edition, we go all female leads! Was this a good idea? Join me on one helluva Mahattan Monday and Tune in to find out!


Intro: Trial Of Ascension – The Suffering


Paramore: https://www.youtube.com/c/paramore

Brick By Boring Brick



The Only Exception

Playing God


The Pretty Reckless: https://www.youtube.com/tprofficial

Heaven Knows

Waiting For A Friend

The Keeper

Take Me Down

Death By Rock And Roll


Evanescence: https://www.youtube.com/c/evanescence

Lost In Paradise (Live)

Wasted On You

The Game Is Over

Use My Voice


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End Times Report: The Incident

“Man you sure do run your mouth a lot: when’s the last time you paid for your words with your own blood?” 

Broken rare stemware right before hitting the record button! (… :'() Different types f critics and how to handle them! Tales of the night all hell broke loose: machetes, SWAT, and getting the boot all over girls a bit too green FTWinningNooooo…. Analyses over ulterior moves, Lessons learnted, and turning a very negative into a fantastic positive! #winning!) All of that and MOAR, DOWN BELOW!

ETR The Incident

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Rock Revival Review: Wyatt Olney & The Wreckage, Ten Miles Wide, & Windowpane

Welcome to the 4th edition of this particular series! This time around, we go local and unscripted, and dive into a very small handful of a very big well of the talent native to the PNW, Seattle in particular, with most of the tracks I myself hadn’t heard until now. How’s the rock scene up here? Get your pipe and Mahattan ready: you’re gonna need it, and tune in below!


Intro: Foo Fighters – Shame Shame

Wyatt Olney & The Wreckage: (https://www.youtube.com/user/BurnTheWitchMusic)

Light’s Out

Hell & Back

Bright Futures

Get Haunted

Welcome To Seattle

Ten Miles Wide: (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIc4W9brvSQ_ivmaBFvXUPQ)

A Pick Me Up

The Mothership


Ths Gross

Windowpane: (https://www.youtube.com/user/WindowpaneSeattle)

The More I Run


Words And Nothing More

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Rock Revival Review: Imagine Dragons, Bad Wolves & Disturbed

Welcome to the 3rd edition of this particular series! Had fun recording and improving the audio, hopefully enjoy this week’s line up!

Intro: Sleep – The Druid

Imagine Dragons:

It’s Time (Acoustic)

Believer (Acoustic)

Demons (Acoustic)



Bad Wolves:

Killing Me Slowly


Learn To Live




If I Ever Lose Faith In You

A Reason To Fight

Hold On To Memories

The Sound Of Silence

Are You Ready


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End Times Report: The Last Song

“All things must come to an end.” 

First episode of doing this particular series not just solo but recording live, and I decided to give it the feel of the currently on hiatus Laughter At Humanity Show. I’ve been getting a lot of feedback from quite the cast of characters including one I never saw coming (cumming, however, an entirely different story ;), and I decide whether it’s worth heeding or not, and how I handle criticisms and negative talk in general. Am I doin’ it all wrong, or, as per usual, do I end up giving the final tune by being right yet again? Tune in below and find out!

ETR The Last Song

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